Good Tonic for the Road: Facts of life

1. Lawyer hopes you get into trouble.

2. Doctor hopes you get sick.



3. Police hopes you become a criminal.

4. Teacher hopes you are born stupid.

5. Landlord hopes that you don't own a house.

6. Prostitute hopes you don't have a partner.

7. Dentist hopes that your teeth go decay.

8. Car Mechanic hopes for your Car breakdown.

9. Undertaker (coffin maker) wants you dead.

10. Only the Thief wishing you to prosper.

Abeg a Thief next to you a big Hug!!

Have a good day.